Since none of Monopoly’s property disputes end up with grisly stabbings on Park Place, and as far as we know, Candyland isn’t secretly littered with sugary corpses, no doubt the most thematically-intense family board game in history is Clue, in which players are tasked with solving the murder of “Mr. With JM’s and the Cracked editorial department’s permission, I’m sharing it today on the Kill Zone: Which ‘Clue’ Weapon is Best, According to a Former Homicide Detective We had a great phone conversation resulting in this Cracked article being published this past Sunday.
He was looking for an “expert” in murder weapons, and I fit his bill. JM McNab found me through a Google search. You remember-the lead pipe, the rope, the knife, the wrench, the revolver and-who could forget-caving a guy’s head in with the candlestick. JM McNab wanted to do a Cracked piece on how effective the murder weapons were in the board game Clue.
Recently, a writer from the online humor site Cracked contacted me with a fun proposal.
